first of all, i'm so sorry.
i'm sure you have a lot of questions.
what is an ansiglot, you might ask? i could tell you, but a principle rule of writing is “show, don't tell,” so i'd much rather show you.
so to discover the nature of this page firsthand, simply type the following command into any *nix terminal.
curl xn--rpa.cc/irl/ansiglot
and i'll see you on the other side.