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His Lordship stalked into the inn, his eyes ablaze. "WHERE IS THAT DAMNABLE MAN?" he roared, hurling his cane at the stable-boy, who woke with a start that sent his tall mug of the innhouse's finest toppling from the counter. "The Emperor himself is here and I don't want to have to tell him we let the King of Traitors slip away into the night!"
"I've no notion, master," stammered the jailer, clutching his pint. "He was in the dungeons as last I knew."
"Well he's not there now," growled the Duke, "and I want to know who let the vile little bastard get out. I swear to all seven gods of the realm, I am surrounded by incompetents and fools, not trained men of the sword!"
At that very moment, the Emperor's men burst into the room, the Emperor himself following close behind. His Lordship spun and grinned manically. "Sire!" he cried, bowing deeply. "I thought you were-"
"Asleep?" boomed the Emperor, his voice drowning out the Count's. "Aye, until a few minutes ago, I was enjoying the peace and quiet known only to bachelors and the dead. Until I received word my idiot nephew had sprung your prize from his dank little cell and fled with him into the hills. Summon the hounds and ready your men! We have an arch-arsonist to hunt."
"Aye, milord!" exclaimed the Duke, immeasurably relieved, and dashed off towards the palace.
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Feminizer Bookmarklet written by Alexis Hale, with a major upgrade by Andrea Faulds. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, because I don't want to risk having bigots warp this code into its evil counterpart. If you use the code for good tho (i.e. social-justicey purposes) I promise won't send you a cease-and-desist or sue you or anything as long as you abide by the GPLv2. If you've found a word pair I've missed and should add, drop me a line on Twitter @velartrill.